Dragon of Life

13 March 2006 @ 04:10 am

Dragon Philosophies

This is why I get no respect

Computer-induced sloth is, in truth, wisdom

Yeah, use the real thing, please!

Modern living is a mixed blessing

I should subscribe to this philosophy

Preparedness is what you make of it

Always have a witty comeback

Sometimes traditionalism must be abandoned

Don't be bound by stereotypes

Irony comes in many forms

Always celebrate holidays

Friends and family should always stick together

Tags: dragon, teh funny, webcomics

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27 June 2004 @ 10:16 am

I exist.

I live.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Tags: breaking the silence, dragon

Current Mood: draconic

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13 October 2003 @ 04:33 pm

I am in the sort of mood where I wish to stalk around in a cape, blasting things with a shotgun and laughing.

Someone tell me what I should get to eat tonight.

Tags: dragon, summon friends

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07 August 2003 @ 07:57 am

I am the living embodiment of pure, unadulterated, visceral rage! RAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Tags: dragon, furious

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13 November 2002 @ 01:30 pm

I wish all problems were concrete, tangible, and easily solved with much biting or a blast of fire-breath.

Tags: dragon

Current Mood:

frustrated

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16 January 2002 @ 04:23 pm

Gah!

Bitterness off the charts! Rage following! Damage control! DAMAGE CONTROL!

Tags: dragon, incoherent

Current Music: to meltdown

Current Mood: counting down...

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02 January 2002 @ 12:25 am

2002.

This is going to be one hell of a year.

Never one known for my emotional stability, I will now be attempting to hunt down a job, an apartment, a diploma, and a life.

Fire burns hot and fast. I hope I don't burn out.

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Tags: dragon, grown-up life

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08 May 2001 @ 09:10 pm

If bitterness were Brute Waves, I'd be a Super-Saiyan 4.

Roar! Smash!

Tags: dragon, dragon ball z, frustrated

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06 December 2000 @ 12:22 am

GRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!

Tags: dragon, furious

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26 November 2000 @ 10:37 pm

I RETURN!

LET LOOSE THE FIRES OF WAR! MAY ALL FALL BENEATH MY REIGN OF TERROR AND FEAR!

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!