23 March 2026 @ 11:20 am
Surely a man so lavishly dressed has ample resources to survive this error

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Mary Worth, 3/23/26

One of my favorite books of the last 10 years is Because Internet, which focuses on how the internet has changed language use but has a lot to say about online culture in general. An insight from the book that I think about a lot is that there are identifiable “generations” of internet users that are determined by when people first got online and don’t necessarily map onto people’s calendar ages. A lot of Gen Xers and elder Millennials first got online in college in the 1990s, for instance, while their boomer parents might not have gained extensive experience with the internet for another 10 or 15 years.

One of the biggest internet generational divides in my opinion is whether you consider the computer or the phone to be your primary device, and one way I think it shows up is how you prefer to make large payments. Speaking as a fiftysomething, I’m fine with using Venmo to split a restaurant bill, but am constantly amazed and a little discomfited by contractors who want me to use Zelle to send them four-figure sums of money — I should be sitting down in front of a real physical keyboard to do that! Now, these are mostly young people, of course, but clearly Harvey is one of those older guys who worked in some high-compensation, ascot-forward industry and was able to coast to retirement with his personal assistant taking care of all the computer stuff, only truly getting online in his dotage, with zero defenses built up. So why shouldn’t he send two hundred thousand American dollars to Trixie by tapping on the screen of his Samsung Galaxy S22 phone? After all, that’s the very device on which he met her in the first place, and the Vanguard app makes it so easy!

Dennis the Menace, 3/23/26

OK, sure, in real life we know that this is an example of the syndicate colorist just charging in with the paint fill tool without actually reading the caption, but I’d like to think that Dennis’s grandpa is sitting there watching some revisionist post-1975 Western in color and absolutely seething about it. That’s why Dennis is telling Gina this: because he knows if she makes the mistake of asking the old man what he’s watching, she’ll get an earful about how he doesn’t tune into a cowboy movie for a bunch of moral ambiguity or whatever.

Slylock Fox, 3/23/26

I know that this multispecies society of sapient animals is still finding its footing, and maybe they haven’t gotten their education system really organized yet, but the fact that Kolton Kangaroo is so ignorant of marsupial reproductive biology is frankly embarrassing. Honestly if he doesn’t understand how capable of movement his own child is, he deserves to be a victim of whatever kind of scam Shady is pulling on him here.

Beetle Bailey, 3/23/26

Here’s today’s Beetle Bailey! It’s about how the title character was having a pretty good day … until his commanding officer showed up to beat the shit out of him. Honestly a surprising number of Beetle Bailey strips are about this!

23 March 2026 @ 10:00 am
Grrl Power #1445 – Pinocchi-oh no!

Posted by DaveB

Maxima obviously has extraordinarily strong bones and ligaments and tendons etc – like, “make a space elevator cable out of that stuff” strong, so when she cracks her joints, it sound a bit like the 1812 Overture. The version where they fire actual cannons to go along with the symphony.

Fun fact, in panel 2, I had planned to draw Cora with her arm somehow extended out so she was covering herself from “4th wall camera angle” POV, but… there just wasn’t a natural angle that didn’t either look like she was intentionally being modest, which she wouldn’t be, or didn’t look like I had grabbed a 3D model by the elbow joint and just yanked it into position with no thought to how humans actually move their limbs. So, poor planning on my part. Instead I’m pretending like she put up a modesty filter than only Maxima can see somehow.

Technically, they’re on P.T.O. – I know it’s called “leave” in the military, but they’re a domestic branch, so a lot of people on the team call it P.T.O. – so Maxima can’t officially get upset at Sydney or Harem for having a topless watch party with “friends of the team.” Honestly, she’s not so much a stick in the mud that she’d even care, especially after while coming down from her battle royale adrenaline high. If Harem and Cora sit down at the dinner table later with their knoks out (which is British slang, I assume for “knockers” that I heard once on… Blackadder? Or Red Dwarf. Definitely one of the two.) then Max might at least tell Harem to go teleport a shirt on. (She can’t teleport things to her, but she’s trying to learn to teleport small things that one of her is holding to another her. No luck yet.)


Ah! I thought I had more time till March. I’m bad at looking at dates apparently. The new one is underway. I should have a draft ready to go for the next Monday comic?

Here is Gaxgy’s painting Maxima promised him. Weird how he draws almost exactly like me.

I did try and do an oil painting version of this, by actually re-painting over the whole thing with brush-strokey brushes, but what I figured out is that most brushy oil paintings are kind of low detail. Sure, a skilled painter like Bob Ross or whoever can dab a brush down a canvas and make a great looking tree or a shed with shingles, but in trying to preserve the detail of my picture (eyelashes, reflections, etc) was that I had to keep making the brush smaller and smaller, and the end result was that honestly, it didn’t really look all that oil-painted. I’ll post that version over at Patreon, just for fun, but I kind of quit on it after getting mostly done with re-painting Max.

Patreon has a no-dragon-bikini version of of the picture as well, naturally.


Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.

23 March 2026 @ 08:00 am
How to Understand Why Other People Don’t See What Is Obvious

Posted by Scott Meyer

There will be no new comic next week, while I travel south to do battle with the dreaded Portuguese bureaucracy! (It actually doesn't feel worse than American bureaucracy to me, but complaining about bureaucracy seems like a time-honored Portuguese tradition, and who am I to fight it?)

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23 March 2026 @ 04:00 am
Girl Genius for Monday, March 23, 2026
The Girl Genius comic for Monday, March 23, 2026 has been posted.
23 March 2026 @ 04:00 am
2962 Silent Screaming.

Posted by Jackie

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First of all, than you for the many well wishes an congratulations for the anniversary and my birthday. I apologize for not responding to each one individually but I spent the actual day going to the DMV to renew my license because I forgot that it expired on my birthday. My father also needed someone to renew his tags, which required a trip to another government building. I can’t even remember why we had to go to the third town… By the time I got back home there were already enough comments that I was a bit overwhelmed. Instead of worrying about it all I decided I was finally old enough to just not anymore. I try not to reply too much to the comments anyway because I have a tendency to take comments incorrectly, or phrase things in a way that causes unintentional fights. I may go back through when I’m not feeling so harried and reply anyway, just because I might want to. I reserve the right to do whatever I damn well please.
I finally have some insight into the strange smell that torments me from time to time. Yesterday they burned the weeds from the irrigation ditches and the smoke eventually blew right across the house, while I was outside. Directly after that the smell manifested, so apparently it has something to do with burning grass. Maybe it’s how the smell filters into the house, maybe it’s how my body reacts to the smoke. Either way I now have some idea of where the smell comes from so I can research it more when it happens. If you’ve read the blog for long enough you will know how much I get obsessed with these phantom smells and how much they irritate me. Now that I have some information I can now work toward mitigation.
The smoke has irritated mt eyes and lungs enough to disrupt my sleep pretty badly and I know it’s been disrupted because of the increase in lethologica I’ve been experiencing.

That reminds me, did I ever talk about the home sleep study I did? I think I mentioned it. I’m pretty sure I talked about it on Discord but I don’t think many people read my anxiety thread anymore. In any case I did the study wrong because they weren’t clear about if I should use my sleep machine or not. I can’t function without using it and I wasn’t about to spend a month going insane from choking out in my sleep over and over. Anyway, the machine did pick up the panic attack I had and it started right after my oxygen dropped to 82% so my mask must’ve come unsealed which triggered the attack from not breathing. After that I slept for long enough to get some readings. I had 5 events which is apparently really good. I would have though no events was the goal but apparently 30 or 40 is where they start calling things really bad. In any event since the test was a wash I basically can keep using my old machine or shell out for a study in the actual hospital again. Unfortunately the cost may be as much as 8 times higher than when I checked last time which was 1000$ If that’s the case well, that’s just not a thing that can happen. After my last medical misadventure I’ll have to wait a year just to have enough money even it it’s still 1000$. If nothing else as long as my machine doesn’t die I’ll be fine. So please pray to the god of machines for my long suffering Bipap.
I’ve lost weight from my addition of walking to my daily routine, so that’s good. Generally speaking, for a man of my age and weight, I’m doing pretty good. Since I’ve never done drugs, alcohol, or smoked the wear on my body hasn’t compounded the way it did for some of my peers. If I stick to the plan I might just get a few more decades out of my bio-suit.

My birthday and anniversary were overshadowed by the death of Chuck Norris. Which is so amazingly typical of my luck I couldn’t even be mad. If you’re going to have your moment forgotten or ignored it would be hard to top the death of a legend like Chuck Norris to do it. I grew up in the era of Chuck Norris’s Karate Kommandos, so that’s what I tend to think of first when it comes to him. I never had any of the toys, but I’ve always thought the line looked fun and was a very good line to point to when trying to explain what the entire era was like. The show wasn’t a huge success and neither was the toy line. If memory serves the first wave had 4 Chucks, which IMO is too many Chucks. Two Chucks and 2 more characters is how I would have done it, but no one was asking at the time. In the end it didn’t matter either way since no part of the idea really did all that well. I don’t recall ever seeing an entire episode. In any event, like many people, I enjoyed the Chuck Norris memes most of all. Now that he has passed into legend I hope the tall tales of this manly man pass down into history and he truly becomes a legendary figure like Gilgamesh and Enkidu. The man so tough that death was too afraid to tell him he had died ten years ago. When death finally came for him he won the fight, but agreed to take over the job. Few people can hope for such a legacy.

Anyway, that’s about all I’ve got for now. I’m ready to ease back into the regular grind for another two decades should the good lord see fit to protect and keep me. I hope you all stick around for the adventure. I’ll be back here on Wednesday with the next installment. Until then, remember, we’re all in this together.

22 March 2026 @ 09:39 pm
Gone But Not Forgotten

Emily is my wife's favourite character so this story is basically a little present for her (and possibly...for you???)

22 March 2026 @ 11:20 am
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wait

Posted by Zach Weinersmith



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Guess he's not buying the see-thru feel-thru corset either.


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22 March 2026 @ 11:25 am
Spring keeps on springin’

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Blondie, 3/22/26

The saddest part of this strip is the throwaway panel, which reveals that Blondie has a whole spring cleaning bit lined up to unleash on her husband, only for it to be totally short-circuited by Dagwood’s avoiding-spring-cleaning bit, so they just end up mad at each other. Imagine if she had told him about laundry-robics! Maybe he would’ve been into it, maybe it would have become a beloved family tradition, but I guess we’ll never know. Dagwood’s spring cleaning chore being painting the house isn’t sad per se, but it is confusing.

Rex Morgan, M.D., 3/22/26

I’m beginning to think that a decade of sheltering inside her vast Hollywood mansion has left Mae Mae/Lorna unprepared for actually living in the world incognito. “He’ll never put two and two together, and certainly there’s no way he can hear me, speaking at full volume, in this relatively small and otherwise empty hotel cafe! My secret is safe … forever.

22 March 2026 @ 09:13 am
Episode 2755: The Sting

Episode 2755: The Sting

If your players aren't that interested in your pre-planned read-aloud description text, then don't force them to listen to it.

Just move straight on to the bit where they poke around the room and die to the trap that would have been obvious if they'd listened to the whole description.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

Never mind, I guess Rey is impatient or something. At least she's giving the rest of the Resistance a call so they can try and follow. No way is Poe/Jim going to let a chance for a heroic sacrifice space fight go by without jumping in himself. If the pyramid really is necessary to safely fly to the destination though, I don't foresee much success in that attempt. Maybe the pyramid can be used to send a copy of its navigational data? If there's a hardware mod involved though, Jim might be out of luck.

It's almost a shame Kylo's stuck on Phanastacoria. He acts so stupid about Rey, it'd be easy to get him to try and order the First Order to follow Rey. Watching the First Order guess and check their way in would be a valid method of safely following I think. I know Star Wars sensors are pretty good, but they've always seemed limited to looking through the emptiness of space. Who knows how well they'd do for hyperspace or for whatever this red stuff actually is, however. Or if there's even a First Order fleet we'll end up seeing.

The X-wing flying through the red stuff does look pretty neat though. It's pretty washed out on the red side, but that's probably because it's a still image. I think the X-wing could be much more readable with the contrast of a mostly static nebula-like background.

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21 March 2026 @ 11:20 am
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Congrats

Posted by Zach Weinersmith



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Well now I wish it were twins.


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21 March 2026 @ 11:23 am
Downer Saturday

Posted by Josh

Comics Curmudgeon readers! Do you love this blog and yearn for a novel written by its creator? Well, good news: Josh Fruhlinger's The Enthusiast is that novel! It's even about newspaper comic strips, partly. Check it out!

Mary Worth, 3/21/26

“My heart … my delicate heart … too weak to fly to see my injured beloved. Time to heal myself using the best technique known to man: taking a pill and then tucking into an enormous bowl of hearty chili. It’s an old family recipe: you cook a pound and a half of ground beef, add barbecue sauce and exactly two beans, and serve!”

Blondie, 3/21/26

“Yeah, it turns out that every day of the year — every moment, really — is a crushing, depressing chore. But at least there’s death waiting for us, right? At least there’s death. [suddenly remembers he’s a character in a long-running comic strip who hasn’t aged appreciably in nearly a century] oh NO”