03 July 2025 @ 11:25 am
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Butlerian

Posted by Zach Weinersmith



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I don't believe in a fast take-off for evil AI because it's gonna take at least a few weeks to get the human-grinders up and running.


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03 July 2025 @ 10:00 am
Grrl Power #1370 – Definitely no but maybe

Posted by DaveB

“But…” You have a spaceship and we want to continue to have access to a spaceship, so…

That’s the real subtext of whatever Faulk is going to say on the next page. “Please let us continue to use your stuff which would take Earth 200 years* of concerted effort otherwise. Also your incredible medical technology and space pornography.” Like I said, subtext.

It’s still a bad idea for a lot of reasons. Throwing Sydney into the mix does offer a solution to the biggest problem, but still adds to the list of bad things that can go badly if something bad happens.

The first time Sydney found herself out amongst the general galactic population, nobody knew her orbs were significant. On a station where you can buy holographic wings, floating glowy things hardly stand out. But now it’s known that her orbs are known about. Sure, people claim to find Nth tech all the time, but the payoff if it’s real is enough for alien governments and other organizations to take interest in rumors and potential scams.

* Predicting what technology will look like in the future is something that most people are really bad at. I hate it when movies show some futuristic cityscape with flying cars and the info-text pops up and says “In the amazing year 2019!” Seriously, Blade Runner with humanoid… bioroids (?) and flying cars and pyramidal buildings 16 square blocks at the base, takes place in 2019. I mean, the movie was made in 1982, but that’s still only 37 years to transform entire city skylines, invent flying cars, and oh, Roy said something about seeing “Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion…” If he was being literal, then the stars that form the constellation Orion’s shoulders are Bellatrix, which is 250 light years away, or Betelgeuse, which is… uh… hard to measure for reasons, and is between 400 and 550 light years away. Which means within 37 years of the movie coming out, when the pinnacle of home computing power was the Commodore 64 or the Apple IIe, (both of which had CPUs that ran at 1.023 MHz, BTW) the writers thought we’d invent some pretty fucking impressive warp travel.

Unless they wanted someone who was alive when the movie came out to appear as an older person in the movie, like some expository news cast saying “Bill Gates turned 73 today…” or something like that, there is NO REASON not to say that movie takes place in 2119. No one seeing that movie in the theater would be alive in 2119 to complain about it like I am now.

My point here is, could Earth make a warp capable spaceship in 200 years? Who the hell knows? Obviously it depends on if warp travel is even possible and what is required to achieve it. If you need to set up an orbital facility in low orbit of a neutron star in order to produce FTL-onium, then it might take us 4,000 years to make the first one, because it’ll take a long ass time to build that first factory. (Apparently the closest neutron star is 400 light years away, so it would actually probably take closer to 40,000 years to get there with conventional propulsion.) On the other hand, if you just need a shitload of energy to throw at the problem and that lets you Alcubierre the problem, then… maybe? Honestly, the rest of the ship isn’t so challenging. Once you have enough energy to not have to worry about barely being able to lift your own fuel into space with you, then you could make something that looked like a cool space ship covered in armor instead of all of our space stuff now, which looks like tinker toys covered in foil and quilted blankets.

So in the Grrl-verse, with Earth’s supers, yeah, you could probably build everything but the warp drive on Earth and have someone like Maxima carry it into space. Or have her carry a bunch of shit into space to be assembled as a factory, which would put together components or whatever. The superpowers will give Earth a massive timetable advantage when it comes to spacetravel. Getting warp engines will probably still be expensive though.


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The update to the TWC image is pretty minor, but the Patreon version has the bonus comic as well as nude versions. I will strive to make the next one more timely.

 

 

 


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03 July 2025 @ 11:21 am
I’ve seen the future and it is on a single story

Posted by Josh

Comics Curmudgeon readers! Do you love this blog and yearn for a novel written by its creator? Well, good news: Josh Fruhlinger's The Enthusiast is that novel! It's even about newspaper comic strips, partly. Check it out!

Gearhead Gertie, 7/3/25

I am if nothing mercurial, and do you know what I’ve decided? I like the Gearhead Gerties where the focus is on Gertie’s perpetually put-upon husband. I’m done feeling bad for him. He had to have known what he signed up for. His wife is Gearhead Gertie, for Pete’s sake! I like his grumpy little face in the second panel as he endures this latest NASCAR-related indignity. Ha ha, he has to watch TV sticking way up in the air, for NASCAR reasons that I don’t fully understand!

Pluggers, 7/3/25

Over the past several years, I reached an age at which some of my parents and in-laws have reached ages at which stairs, and the need to accommodate their lives minimizing the number of times they go up and down them, became an important thing we all had to think about. Stairs, man! You think you’ll be able to use them forever with ease, but I’m here to tell you: that’s probably not true. Anyway, today’s featured plugger is not yet at the stage where he can’t use the stairs, but it’s a lot harder to use them than it used to be, and he knows in his bones it won’t ever get any easier, and every time he goes up, the little pep talk he gives himself needs to go a little harder in order to do its job. In its quiet way, this is the most genuinely harrowing Pluggers panel since Rhino-man hocked his TV.

Hi and Lois, 7/3/25

You know I’m on the record as being in favor of Hi and Lois depicting “Thirsty” Thurston as a lovable drunk, but I think it’s a little too on the nose for him to just be blurting out his various disorders like this. “I’m getting addicted to online gambling!” “I let my lawn and my hair get so unkempt because I’m very depressed!” “My wife doesn’t love me and I don’t think she has for a long time!” C’mon, let us use our imagination a little here.

Mary Worth, 7/3/25

“Remember the last time they took a father-daughter vacation together, and they almost died in a cruise ship disaster? I think this one will finish them off for good.”

03 July 2025 @ 09:12 am
Episode 2643: Is This a Dagger Which I See Invite Me?

Episode 2643: Is This a Dagger Which I See Invite Me?

There's something visceral about daggers. I suppose that's true of anything that can eviscerate you.

But daggers always seem to be more evil than other weapons, such as the noble sword. You can use this to your advantage by having the villains use nasty daggers. A lot of games will have them be less effective or deal less damage than swords, but you don't have to be beholden to such rules. Just have your evil dagger-wielding villain be as effective or moreso than someone fighting with a more powerful weapon, and watch your players react in fear.

aurilee writes:

Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)

A dagger? Odd thing to focus on at the moment with the rest of the environment, but alright. I'd argue those aren't exactly evil runes on it though. Mostly because the resolution isn't good enough for me to tell that they're anything more than a bunch of vertical lines. A more interesting observation is that it's got a couple key teeth behind the blade tip, which is probably what the GM refers to with the "spiked" descriptor. Perhaps "present this dagger at" is code for "use this key to unlock"; that'd be a neat addition to the treasure hunt comments the party are making for themselves.

As for the second part of the text, I think I can imagine quite a bit. So whatever the marvellous surprises end up being, they'll probably be a disappointment. Unless Kylo figures out the Factory location and has it orbitally bombarded just before the group gets there and can enter. Now that would be a great way to keep the contents all a mystery for people to only imagine.

Transcript

02 July 2025 @ 01:00 pm
Participation Trophy, page 3
Participation Trophy - Page 3

This chapter is coming from my own personal experiences, as an excitable chocolate lab.

I like how Rachel immediately reaches for the slushie. Jessica wasn’t wrong, it’s her favourite thing!

To read this chapter from the start, click here!

02 July 2025 @ 03:43 pm
Rex Viper – Nintendo Power of Love (2025 Edition)

Posted by sean.orourke

Happy 40th Anniversary to Back to the Future (released July 3, 1985 in the United States). This is a fully re-recorded studio version of “Nintendo Power of Love” with the current lineup of the band. The original song is by Huey Lewis and the Back to the Future soundtrack is by Alan Silvestri.

02 July 2025 @ 11:25 am
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dollars

Posted by Zach Weinersmith



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The waiter then politely reminds the customer that all possible information is contained in the price.


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02 July 2025 @ 08:55 am
How to Be a Werewolf - Natalie, you need to hide how much you love drama a little better

New comic!

No vote for TWC because I'm too busy, but thank you!

Follow me on Blue Sky if you're so inclined!

Only one page next week! I'm hustling to get my life together enough to leave to go to my family reunion/birthday tomorrow before the sun comes up, so there's definitely not enough space to also be making comics right now lol. Thanks for being so supportive of all the days I've taken off this summer! Comics are hard :P

I'm on my way to see my family for the holiday and my 40th birthday this weekend. Thanks everyone for your support, see you on the other side of a new decade :)

If you want to see pages ahead of time, I'll be posting them on Patreon :). $10 gets you the in progress pages, and $5 gets you a page ahead right now at the super high resolution. (Though last week will be the last extra page I have, sorry everyone!) Thanks for supporting me, everyone!

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02 July 2025 @ 11:25 am
Is “Sunbeam” distinct from the Sun itself, I guess is the relevant question

Posted by Josh

Comics Curmudgeon readers! Do you love this blog and yearn for a novel written by its creator? Well, good news: Josh Fruhlinger's The Enthusiast is that novel! It's even about newspaper comic strips, partly. Check it out!

Beetle Bailey, 7/2/25

Longtime readers know that one of my minor Beetle Bailey fixations is that Miss Buxley’s classic little black dress is actually a little red dress; it’s just that the daily strips depict black and white versions of underlying platonic forms that are in color, and red is depicted as black in that context, but then the strips are colored in by other hands later in the manufacturing chain, which screws up the whole system because the black apparently can’t be made red at that point. Or it least it couldn’t be made red, until today! Finally, Adobe Photoshop fill tool technology has advanced to the point where it can make the black area of a .tiff file red. Unfortunately it seems to screw up a bunch of other stuff, like make the text too small for the word bubbles and also kind of fuck up Miss Buxley’s face. It looks off, right? Is this AI? Will Walker-Browne Amalgamated Humor Industries LLC be the first comics conglomerate to replace its human artists with AI? Anyway, I was going to do a riff here about the fact that “going pillow shopping” clearly seems like it should be a sex thing, but I got distracted by all this other stuff.

Bizarro, 7/2/25

Look, man, I love dogs. Huge fan of dogs. But the truth is, no dog, not even a highly trained one, would give even a moment’s thought to a beautiful sunset vista. This guy should be getting a phone call describing the incredible smells coming off a huge pile of turds that the dog found.

Hi and Lois, 7/2/25

Hey, Trixie, the Sun is an enormous ball of exploding hydrogen and helium more than 800,000 miles in diameter, and its motion is mostly determined by the gravitational forces of our galaxy, which contains millions of stars like it. You, on the other hand, are a baby with no job or anything else that imposes any kind of schedule on your days, so maybe you should be willing to accommodate your supposed “best friend.”

Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 7/2/25

Aww, isn’t that nice? But seriously, insulin deliveries to Hootin’ Holler are intermittent at best, which is a big problem considering the community’s higher-than-average incidence of diabetes.

02 July 2025 @ 12:00 am
Chapter 14 Page 2- Progress
Yeah oops I am going to queue these now so they actually get posted, and don't get lost in the shuffle of real life mishaps like "I had to do yardwork and got poison ivy all over my leg somehow" and things like that.

I was a little reluctant to use the queue because that means they post at like midnight or somesuch but then I thought, this is for people who already read the comic, isn't it? We don't really want new readers picking it up when it's not going to continue past this chapter.

Though, the author has had some thoughts toward finding some way to conclude if not through comic form, if there was a lot of interest in such a thing.
02 July 2025 @ 04:00 am
Girl Genius for Wednesday, July 02, 2025
The Girl Genius comic for Wednesday, July 02, 2025 has been posted.