...OUT OF A CANNON!

Heh heh heh, I am such a bastard.

Don't come home.

Aww, I'm sorry I freaked you out. I didn't honestly think you'd believe me.

You've been late two days in a row, I think I have reason to be a little anxious for your sake! Even if it was just accidents and had nothing actually to do with you!

It's too busy here to fire me. :)

I still don't think it was funny. Hence why I didn't post anything retarded on my LJ. Oh, I thought about it, but...no.

O SNAP! Sounds like you better get yourself comfortable on the couch... ;)

Don't encourage her!

Oh, man, you could at least have made your "current mood" something silly.

Now, I am tempted to drive down there just to strangle you.

No, I wouldn't chill out over the several-hours trip.

Oh yes, that would have totally been convincing.

I think tigerphoenix would be willing to tie me up, put me in the trunk, and meet you halfway. :)

Sounds good to me! We can hang you by your armpit hair, and flog you with limp spaghetti.

Or worse, hang you by your armpit hair in my game room, with duct tape over your mouth, while we have a rolicking 12-hour game marathon complete with good munchies.

You'd have to duct tape more than my mouth to stop me from making my presence known.

That could be arranged...

I demand video!

Would a ball gag free up some duct tape for the procedure?

And we would make fun of you while you struggled. For hours. At least until all of your armpit hair ripped out bloodily, dropping you to the floor doubled over in voiceless pain.

Dude, that was so NOT cool. When I first saw your post, I was like "Oh shit!" and I felt bad for you, knowing your past employment troubles. Then I read the comments and wanted to bitchslap you into next week.

There are some things that you just do not prank about, EVER. Someone I know on LJ did that with her pregnancy two years ago, claiming she was pregnant with twins and was having problems with it. Then she posted a basically "just kidding!" non apologetic post after that one.

I never do April Fool's tricks normally, these was a moment of... let's call it inspiration. I'm honestly surprised no one remembered what a bastard I am...

Let's call it what it really was: RETARDATION.

I'm too clever and too dumb to be retarded. :)

You're also getting comfortable on the couch. :P

Hey, in all fairness, who OWNS that bed? :)

Me. Because possession is 9/10s of...oh, whatever that saying is.

MUAHAHAHA.

Then why do you never make it? ^.^

I barely ever made my bed, ever? Unless I got yelled at to do it?

That's awful...

Chin up.. Just means there is something better for you out there!

Ohhhh. I get it.. April Fool's.

*durrrrr*

Wow.

You possibly have the worst sense of comedic timing, ever.

When one is nigh-constantly humorous, one automatically has the best and worst timing simultaneously.

that icon is so.....
wrong

:D

Oh, god damn it! I almost made it through the day this year....

Heh heh, that makes it alllll worthwhile.

Ahhh Hell, even after I spent the morning checking out all the April fools jokes online, you still got me!