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Dragon of Life ([personal profile] dragonoflife) wrote2008-04-01 02:15 pm
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I got fired.
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[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...OUT OF A CANNON!

Heh heh heh, I am such a bastard.

[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, I'm sorry I freaked you out. I didn't honestly think you'd believe me.

[identity profile] tigerphoenix.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You've been late two days in a row, I think I have reason to be a little anxious for your sake! Even if it was just accidents and had nothing actually to do with you!

[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It's too busy here to fire me. :)

[identity profile] tigerphoenix.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I still don't think it was funny. Hence why I didn't post anything retarded on my LJ. Oh, I thought about it, but...no.

[identity profile] kaote.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
O SNAP! Sounds like you better get yourself comfortable on the couch... ;)

[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't encourage her!

[identity profile] cedel.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, you could at least have made your "current mood" something silly.

Now, I am tempted to drive down there just to strangle you.

No, I wouldn't chill out over the several-hours trip.

[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, that would have totally been convincing.

I think [livejournal.com profile] tigerphoenix would be willing to tie me up, put me in the trunk, and meet you halfway. :)

[identity profile] cedel.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds good to me! We can hang you by your armpit hair, and flog you with limp spaghetti.

Or worse, hang you by your armpit hair in my game room, with duct tape over your mouth, while we have a rolicking 12-hour game marathon complete with good munchies.

[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd have to duct tape more than my mouth to stop me from making my presence known.

[identity profile] tigerphoenix.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That could be arranged...

[identity profile] ehzoterik.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I demand video!

[identity profile] simbel-myne.livejournal.com 2008-04-02 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Would a ball gag free up some duct tape for the procedure?

[identity profile] cedel.livejournal.com 2008-04-02 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
And we would make fun of you while you struggled. For hours. At least until all of your armpit hair ripped out bloodily, dropping you to the floor doubled over in voiceless pain.

THWAP!

[identity profile] rachaelwynter.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, that was so NOT cool. When I first saw your post, I was like "Oh shit!" and I felt bad for you, knowing your past employment troubles. Then I read the comments and wanted to bitchslap you into next week.

There are some things that you just do not prank about, EVER. Someone I know on LJ did that with her pregnancy two years ago, claiming she was pregnant with twins and was having problems with it. Then she posted a basically "just kidding!" non apologetic post after that one.

Re: THWAP!

[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I never do April Fool's tricks normally, these was a moment of... let's call it inspiration. I'm honestly surprised no one remembered what a bastard I am...

Re: THWAP!

[identity profile] tigerphoenix.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's call it what it really was: RETARDATION.

Re: THWAP!

[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm too clever and too dumb to be retarded. :)

Re: THWAP!

[identity profile] tigerphoenix.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You're also getting comfortable on the couch. :P

Re: THWAP!

[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, in all fairness, who OWNS that bed? :)

Re: THWAP!

[identity profile] tigerphoenix.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Me. Because possession is 9/10s of...oh, whatever that saying is.

MUAHAHAHA.

Re: THWAP!

[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why do you never make it? ^.^

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[identity profile] tigerphoenix.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I barely ever made my bed, ever? Unless I got yelled at to do it?

[identity profile] dramatica.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That's awful...

Chin up.. Just means there is something better for you out there!

[identity profile] dramatica.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh. I get it.. April Fool's.

*durrrrr*

[identity profile] elf-fu.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow.

You possibly have the worst sense of comedic timing, ever.

[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
When one is nigh-constantly humorous, one automatically has the best and worst timing simultaneously.

[identity profile] simbel-myne.livejournal.com 2008-04-02 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
that icon is so.....
wrong

[identity profile] elf-fu.livejournal.com 2008-04-02 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
:D

[identity profile] jameel.livejournal.com 2008-04-02 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, god damn it! I almost made it through the day this year....

[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com 2008-04-02 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Heh heh, that makes it alllll worthwhile.

[identity profile] dragosteel.livejournal.com 2008-04-02 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh Hell, even after I spent the morning checking out all the April fools jokes online, you still got me!
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