Dude, that was so NOT cool. When I first saw your post, I was like "Oh shit!" and I felt bad for you, knowing your past employment troubles. Then I read the comments and wanted to bitchslap you into next week.

There are some things that you just do not prank about, EVER. Someone I know on LJ did that with her pregnancy two years ago, claiming she was pregnant with twins and was having problems with it. Then she posted a basically "just kidding!" non apologetic post after that one.

I never do April Fool's tricks normally, these was a moment of... let's call it inspiration. I'm honestly surprised no one remembered what a bastard I am...

Let's call it what it really was: RETARDATION.

I'm too clever and too dumb to be retarded. :)

You're also getting comfortable on the couch. :P

Hey, in all fairness, who OWNS that bed? :)

Me. Because possession is 9/10s of...oh, whatever that saying is.

MUAHAHAHA.

Then why do you never make it? ^.^

I barely ever made my bed, ever? Unless I got yelled at to do it?