Oh, man, you could at least have made your "current mood" something silly.

Now, I am tempted to drive down there just to strangle you.

No, I wouldn't chill out over the several-hours trip.

Oh yes, that would have totally been convincing.

I think tigerphoenix would be willing to tie me up, put me in the trunk, and meet you halfway. :)

Sounds good to me! We can hang you by your armpit hair, and flog you with limp spaghetti.

Or worse, hang you by your armpit hair in my game room, with duct tape over your mouth, while we have a rolicking 12-hour game marathon complete with good munchies.

You'd have to duct tape more than my mouth to stop me from making my presence known.

That could be arranged...

I demand video!

Would a ball gag free up some duct tape for the procedure?

And we would make fun of you while you struggled. For hours. At least until all of your armpit hair ripped out bloodily, dropping you to the floor doubled over in voiceless pain.