Sitting here, watching my ping times grow. 2 seconds, 3 seconds, 4... I wonder what my roommates are doing that keeps it so high? I wonder why they aren't shot on violations of the DSL Fair Usage agreement...
Life favors the jerks.
So for a long time now, I've had to put up with my roommate blasting music into my room in the middle of the night. The other day, I finally got sick of it, and e-mailed my RA, asking him to please enforce the quiet hours.
My RA writes back, says he's going to see if it's a problem. I write back, saying it is. He writes back, saying it's not, despite the fact that it's a clear violation of the quiet hours. He offers to mediate.
I say no, and explain that my roommates would not agree to anything that they're not doing already, since they have no reason to, and furthermore they would make my life hell if they had a reason -- such as me dragging them into mediation.
He writes back offering to mediate.
I explain that mediation won't work, and that I've been suffering from this for 44 consecutive days, and would he please stop it before I do something drastic.
He writes back, offering to mediate. Then he gets the CA involved.
I ignore the CA and *again* explain to him that mediation WON'T WORK.
He writes back, saying that it's not a problem, and that he wants to talk to me because he's concerned about how frustrated I am.
Sick of this whole process, I ignore. So he gets the housefellow involved. Housefellow says, "Okay, you won't mediate, so move."
I write back explaining that moving will just make the situation worse, mediation WON'T WORK, and that I'm so damn sick of this whole process that I'd prefer to just drop the whole damn thing.
Housefellow says, oh no, we're not dropping this until I'm satisfied you won't kill your roommates. Oh yeah, and your RA was doing his job entirely right. Oh yeah, and you've completely misinterpreted quiet hours -- you can't complain about excessive noise coming from your own room, no matter how loud it is. So meet with me, or I'll make you meet with me.
I write back explaining, in GREAT DETAIL, why mediation won't work, why moving will just make things worse, and that the only damn reason I'm frustrated any more is that I'm being hassled to death, and that going back to just putting up with the noise would be heaven in comparison.
Of course, I'm already well aware that it isn't going to work... I'm going to get dragged into a damn stupid meeting with the damn stupid housefellow so he can play pop psychologist and evaluate how likely I am to harm my roommates.
Five bucks says he classifies me as some sort of serious threat and forces me to move.
Aaaaaargh.