To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jesse!
James!
Team Rocket, blast-off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth, dat's right!


To protect the States from devastation!
To bring regime change to foreign nations!
To denounce the evils of weapons and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Powell!
Bush!
Team White House, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Rumsfeld, that's right.