24 October 2000 @ 08:42 am
To war we go
Gods know I've tried to be patient, considerate, and tolerant. But being kept up till 4:30, and being forced to sleep on an uncomfortable couch in the lounge, has exceeded my tolerance limits. The war against my roommate begins.

Step 1, of course, is to tell him to cut the late nights out. I'll give him plenty of reasons -- my schoolwork is suffering, my job is suffering, and three hours of sleep a night really bites -- but, if I'm any judge, he won't care.

Step 2, then, is to turn to the RA. I don't forsee anything coming of this... ah well.

Step 3 is to deliver the ultimatum -- shape up or ship out. Now, you'd think this would carry some weight, being as I'm the one who was here first and I'm the one who's inconvenienced -- but I doubt it. Moving out myself is the absolute last option I want to consider... so how do I get HIM to leave?
Current Mood: determined
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[identity profile] javamental.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2000 05:56 am (UTC)
How To Get A Roommate To Leave:
1) Endless, insessant practical jokes. (Beware, he may retaliate with the same.)
2) Interrupt his sexual escapades by knocking on the door and yelling, "Hey, your other girlfriend is on the phone!"
3) Interrupt his sexual escapades by knocking on the door and yelling, "Hey, your boyfriend is on the phone!"
4) Invite his mother over ALL THE TIME.
5) Get a Chihuaha and feed it coffee, then let him babysit.
6) Get a cellphone and call the cops during his parties every twenty minutes or so.

Warning! These Suggestions May Be Hazardous To Your Health!

Just kidding -- you sounded like you needed a day-brightener!
;-D
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[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2000 08:53 am (UTC)
Re: How To Get A Roommate To Leave:
Most of these don't apply. He has no friends and no life.
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[identity profile] javamental.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2000 03:33 pm (UTC)
Re: How To Get A Roommate To Leave:
Sorry to hear--
Hmm. Tough to drive away someone with no life.
:-[
Well, just trying to cheer you up. You've seemed awful upset in your last few posts, and I hate to see that in anybody. Try hiding weasels in his bed. It'll either drive him away or keep him quiet for awhile!
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[identity profile] tigerphoenix.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2000 08:50 pm (UTC)
Re: How To Get A Roommate To Leave:
Rabid weasels sound good.

And stop listening to your headphones altogether. Make up the most annoying musical compilations you can think of. (I used to call them 'Stereo Wars') Play them for him. Constantly. Loudly. When he's sleeping (on two stereos, or on your computer AND your stereo).

That'll either drive him off, drive him insane, or convert him. Anything is better than this.

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[identity profile] javamental.livejournal.com on October 24th, 2000 10:22 pm (UTC)
Re: How To Get A Roommate To Leave:
Oooooooooo. Good one!!
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