Seifer! Commander and the leader!
Kuja! He is the joy and the laughter!
Sephiroth! And he's the toughest fighter!
Bishy villains destroy the world!

Killing God
Their poses sexy and thrillin'
Here come the wicked bosses
The bishy villains!

Uh-oh! It's the wacky Zidane Tribal
Watch out! For the pointy-haired Cloud Strife
Get him! It's wangsty Squall Leonhart
Why are the heroes so weird?

Killing God
Their poses sexy and thrillin'
Here come the wicked bosses
The bishy villains!

Bishy Villains!

I walk a lonely route
Random encounters are all that I've known
Can't go into town
This is home to me and I shock alone

I live in the grass
On the Kanto Route of Broken Dreams
Watch the trainers pass
And I'm the only one and I shock alone

I shock alone, I shock alone
I shock alone, I shock a...

Thundershock's the only thing I can attack with
Electric type makes me strong against Water
Sometimes I wish a trainer would come and catch me
Till then I shock alone

I'm walking down the line
That divides Route 30 from Route 29
On the border line
Of the route where I shock alone

Battle disappoints
Thunder's pika'd up and no good in these fights
Check my remaining hit points
To know I'm still alive and I shock alone

I shock alone, I shock alone
I shock alone, I shock a...

Thundershock's the only thing I can attack with
Electric type makes me strong against Water
Sometimes I wish a trainer would come and catch me
Till then I shock alone

I live in the grass
On the Kanto Route of Broken Dreams
Watch the trainers pass
And I'm the only one and I shock alone

My Poke-shadow's the only one beside me
My Poke-heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish the player would hit New Game
Till then I shock alone...

How can you steal all of my pies and make them yours
Eating them down into your core, where they're quick to digest
Without my pies
My spirit lays down and it cries
Until you find it there and give it... a.. piece.

(Give me pies!)
Give me lots of pies
(I want some pies)
Give me lots of pies
(Pie me!)
Pumpkin apple lemon meringue pies!
(Give me pies!)
Turn on the oven
(I want some pies!)
Stick a pie right in
(Pie me!)
Save me from this hunger in my gut.

Now that I know what I'm without, you can't just eat it
Co-o-ok me a pie, and add whipped cream
Bring... me... a pie.

(Give me pies!)
Give me lots of pies
(I want some pies)
Give me lots of pies
(Pie me!)
Pumpkin apple lemon meringue pies!
(Give me pies!)
Turn on the oven
(I want some pies!)
Stick a pie right in
(Pie me!)
Save me from this hunger in my gut.
Bring me a pie
(I've been wanting a pie)
(There's hunger inside)
Bring me a pie

Frozen, the pie, without your touch, without your fine cooking
Only you can bake it to crisp golden brown

All this time I can't believe I couldn't eat
Wanted a pie, but it was there in front of me
I've been hungry a thousand years it seems
Not to open my mouth to banana cream
Without apple, without cherry, without key lime
Don't let my pie go, lost my appetite
Bring me a pie

(Give me pies!)
Give me lots of pies
(I want some pies)
Give me lots of pies
(Pie me!)
Pumpkin apple lemon meringue pies!
(Give me pies!)
Turn on the oven
(I want some pies!)
Stick a pie right in
(Pie me!)
Save me from this hunger in my gut!
Bring me a pie
(I've been wanting a pie)
(There's hunger inside)
Bring... me... a... pie!

We are the Garou Zombies
Our rock-paper-scissors you cannot defeat
We are the Garou Zombies
And after our game, we're beat.

An evening of fighting and spirits and adventure
A night of intrigue and mystery and more
A wonderful night filled with game pleasure
And now that we're finished we'd just like to snore.

For we are the Garou Zombies
We know the rulebook by heart
We are the Garou Zombies
And now we'll make sleeping into an art.

(Yes, someone's been listening to Sunny Came Home a little too much. Someone has also been playing Werewolf too much...)

Shadow came home to the Penumbra
Shadow sat down in his Glade
He started a Rite of Spirit Summoning
Shadow went off on a tirade
He says
Days go by and hypnotize
It's all just Drang and Sturm
I close my eyes and fly out of my mind
Against the Wyrm

Shadow came home with a list of names
Of people so dumb, it was transcendant
"It's time for a few simple lessons," he said
Shadow came home with a vengeance
He says
Days go by and hypnotize
It's all just Drang and Sturm
I close my eyes and fly out of my mind
Against the Wyrm

Get the cubs and bring a Grand Klaive
On this Umbra Trip you must be brave
Count the fools who simply won't learn
Light a match and watch them all burn
Oh-oh, days go by and hypnotize
It's all just Drang and Sturm
I close my eyes and fly out of my mind
Against the Wyrm
Ohh, light the skies and join the fight
The world is burning down
He's out there on his own, and he's all right...
Shadow came home...