Name five fictional characters you would have sex with, then tag more people to do it, too. Be sure to mention who tagged you when posting it. (That being ehzoterik and tigerphoenix.)

1. Lenneth Valkyrie from Valkyrie Profile.
2. Raven, from the Teen Titans.
3. Paine, from Final Fantasy X2.

There's something about strong, silent, distant girls with troubled pasts which turns me on extremely. Mmmm, strong girls.

4. Tenjou Utena. She was also totally hot. Pink hair and long legs? Yes please.

Um... big tie for the fifth here. KOS-MOS from Xenosaga loses because I already have three girls like her on the list. Rikku from FFX2 loses because I already have a X2 girl on the list. So it's gotta be...

5. Motoko, from Love Hina. At the end of the main story, but before the epilogue. Mmmmmmmmmmmm, nice.

I want to say something witty to which people will respond, but I got nothin'.

Wait, no, I know what I need to say.

What the hell did Japan do to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Super Mutation? They're a freakin' Sentain now?!

Daaku Devir Shredder? (Dark Devil Shredder, for those of you who aren't good at translating.) Metal Mutation?

CRACK I tell you. So wrong. But it amuses me anyway...

Also, between Captain SNES and the Chrono Trigger OVA, I will never look at Gato the same way again.

"Ah, Gonzalez! I am strong!"