Years role-playing: I think it's nine. It might be eight. But I'm pretty sure it's nine this year.

Least favorite character: I don't have one, although some are harder to play than others.

Favorite characters: Morgan, because he's easiest to play. Michael, because he's just fun!

Male or female characters: All but one are male.

Oldest character: Drake, for all three interpretations of the question.

Newest character: Michael.

Most popular character: None of my characters are popular.

Character you've never played: The ones tigerphoenix picks up!


Which character of yours would be most likely to...

Jump off a bridge: Yes.

Get drunk and pass out: Aya, if Carolyn was egging her on. Sentence, if it was a bad day.

Kill somebody in a very unorthodox way: Drake. Morgan refuses to kill unless he has to, and Michael hasn't started building doomsday devices yet.

Get married: Yes?

Be far too hyper for their own good: Michael. "I'M ALMOST ON THE SECRET OF FROTHY PUDDING AND MY CHOCOBO IS AWESOME SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ!"

Be raped: Aya. Been there, done that. Wouldn't be so easy to do it again today.

Get lost and refuse to ask for directions: Morgan I'm-not-lost! Knight and Michael Yay-an-adventure! Valkonan

Get lung cancer: Sentence.

Star in a horror movie: Morgan, the victorious hero; Michael, the perky kid who the villains underestimate, or the one who accidentally unleased the horror in the first place.

Star in a whore movie: Ew, no.

Star in a video game: Orion. Jedi franchise power!

Make the world a better place: Aya, because she makes music. Most of the others focus on keeping the world from getting worse.

Have a torrid gay love affair: Aya.


Relate each word to a character of yours:

Love: Morgan

Hate: Sentence

Money: Morgan "Scrooge McDuck" Knight.

Seduction: Aya

Lies: Aya.

Tragedy: Aya

Manipulation: Drake. He's a parent after all.

Violence: Morgan.

Politics: Orion. Stupid Jedi Council.

Fire: Morgan

Ice: Sentence


Would you ever...

Play a prostitute: Naw.

Play a musician: Yep.

Play a pilot: I might.

Play a homosexual: Probably not, though bisexual I have.

Play a pedophile: Ew. No.

Play a politician: Sure.

Create a character for the sole purpose of smut: Nope.

Play a character who commits incest: No thank you!