The local chapter of the Camarilla, of which I am a proud member, has united in hatred and disgust of my roommate, who they have labeled Buttcrack Boy (BCB).

Anecdotes and insults fly across the local bullcrap e-mailing lists, along with allegations that he is stalking a local member incessantly. A few members have taken to threatening him with physical harm or reporting him to the police, or both.

In addition, I've been offered a place to live next semester to avoid him.

Damn... life IS good, and I've got my faith in humanity back.