26 July 2002 @ 02:58 am
Help me out here:
I need a polite way to say:

YOUR TV IS TOO DAMN LOUD! WHEN YOU HAVE IT ON AT THREE IN THE MORNING, IT KEEPS ME UP! YOU RAT BASTARDS, TURN IT DOWN!!!

Suggestions?
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[identity profile] cyfis.livejournal.com on July 30th, 2002 10:44 am (UTC)
Beat them into silence with a flamethrower. But really? You can go upstairs and knock and venture something along the lines of: "can you turn down your TV volume, I'm trying to sleep".
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[identity profile] soulronin.livejournal.com on July 30th, 2002 09:35 pm (UTC)
Or, if ya wanna be subtle (haha), you can have really, REALLY loud sex. Or, uh, pretend to. }:> Then leave them a note asking if they like loud noise at three in the morning.

But that won't work if they're perverts who like listening in.
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