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Raditz:
I am your brother
No tail? I'll just use your kid.
Start killin' humans.

Piccolo:
He is strong, you fool.
Time to forget that I am
An evil villain.

Raditz:
Their power levels
Are growing? One thousand?! This
Is impossible!

Goku:
The hero can't die
Five episodes in!! Damn, I
Hate being naive.

Raditz:
I may be dead, but
Other Saiyans will come soon.
Ha ha ha! Erk. ::dies::

(It's just as well -- can
You imagine his hair as
A Super Saiyan?)

Piccolo:
Gohan is mine now.
I will train him, then eat him.
Damn, now I love him.

Narrator:
Lots of stuff happens.
None of it really matters,
Cut to the big fight.

Saibamen:
We're so weak, Krillen
killed us -- but at least Yamcha
Sucked our Saibacocks.

Nappa:
Like a scythe, I cleave
Through the wheat that is these men.
Er, I mean, "Duuuuh, die!"

Goku:
I am here to save
You. Wait, where is everyone?
Oops, I'm a bit late.

Vegeta:
Now I kill Nappa
Aren't I evil? I fight now.
Let's rumble, low-class.

Goku:
Kamehameha!
Genki Dama! Little help?
He just won't stay down!

Vegeta:
You fool! Frieza heard
Everything! I must get to
The second season!

Bulma:
We're on Namek thanks
To me! I'm still a huge bitch!
I need to get laid.

Vegeta:
Later. Right now I
Will kill all the bad guys, then
Become quite useless.

Ginyu Force:
Ginyu Force! ::strike pose::
Since we're winning, that means it's
Time for the hero.

Vegeta:
Why's Kakkarot here?
He's a Super Saiyan?! I
Must become one too.

Frieza:
They say I'm strongest.
I can't even kill Krillen.
Hey, Goku came back.

Goku:
Genki Dama! Hey!
You killed poor Krillen! That's no
Fair! I wanted to.

Frieza:
Uh-oh, he's golden.
Time to extend five minutes
Into eighteen years.

King Kai:
Let's make some wishes!
Goku won, but won't come home.
Time for some filler.

Garlic Jr.:
I'm from a movie
That can't exist within the
continuity.

Trunks:
I kill you Frieza.
Here come the badass Androids.
Learn to drive, Goku.

Vegeta:
Silly Kakkarot.
Those tricks are for kids. Now fans
Everywhere rejoice.

Dr. Gero:
Rise, my creations!
I can't turn them off?! I should
Have used the Clapper.

Vegeta:
I got my butt beat.
I blame inexplicably
Bad animation.

Cell:
The androids scared you.
But I just ate them, so pay
Attention to me.

Mr. Satan:
Cell cheated me! I
just lost since everyone keeps
Calling me "Hercule."

Goku:
Gohan, you aren't yet
Traumatized enough. Have some
More mental anguish.

Gohan:
I can't fight you!
Wait, yes I can. Suck it Cell!
Ooops, too confident.

Goku:
I'll die saving Earth
Despite having the time to
Teleport away.

Cell:
I am the strongest!
Kamehame -- what?! NOOOOOO! That's
Gonna leave a mark.

Vegeta:
I distracted Cell
But Gohan gets the credit.
Time to turn evil.

Cartoon Network:
We know you like the
Buu Saga. We'll show it all
Sometime the autumn.