"When you get a website that doesn't have http:// in front of it, you need to add it."
"I know. That's not a website." (It wasn't. It was an email address written with www in front of it.)
"But you need to add http:// in front of it."
"It's not a website. It's an e-mail address they screwed up."
"Did you check it?"
"I can take it back and tell the schedule they screwed it up if you want, but... it's an email address."
"Okay, but when you do get a website, you have to add http:// in front of it."
"I know, I do, but that isn't a website."
"But I mean, when you get a website, like this (pointing to a website link that already had http:// in front of it), you need to add http://."
"Uh, okay."

So... tell me honestly, guys, do I secretly speak some sort of moon man language that I'm not aware of?