16 November 2006 @ 10:33 am
Excerpts from fanfic that must never be written
"Just keep Frieza's Nobody busy!" Goku thrust his hands into the air. "Give me time to summon the Genki Dama!"
"Wait." Sora blinked. "There aren't enough living creatures in this world! They're all Nobodies and Heartless!"
"I know. I'm going to have to use the power of every heart in every world we've been to. Even Kingdom Hearts itself! Now hurry before he gets here! If he's too strong, use the Kaio-Ken techinique!"
"Uh, you mean Valor Form?"
"Whatever!"



InuYasha brandished Tessaiga before him, the fang-blade light as a feather. "I know you have a piece of the Shikon Jewel. Give it up and we won't have to hurt you, kid."
The blue-haired child before him crossed his arms smugly, a smirk on his face. "Hmmhmmhmmhmm."
"What's so funny."
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha! You simple fool! I spread that rumor to bring other demons flocking here! But you're only a half-demon!"
InuYasha sneered. "I'm more demon than I need to be to take you down."
"Fine!" The demon child drew his sword. "By the time I'm done with you, you'll be begging to be my vassal! Now witness the power of Overlord Laharl!"



Vash stared at the twin Angel Arms pointed at him, and despair touched his thoughts. Knives had won. He was unarmed and too injured to move out of the way. One more moment... One more and Knives would shoot.
"It's right in front of you!" Wolfwood's voice echoed in his mind. "Use it!"
He brought his fist down into the sand before him, but it was too late. Vash and Knives were both rolled up into a beautiful star in the sky. Millie and Meryl waited for him to come back, but all the comfort they found was in the flaming corpses of their fellow townsfolk as the katamari came for them to. Oh, Knives... why did you have to sabotage the colony ships here? Didn't you know the planet was a barren and desolate wasteland for a REASON?
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[identity profile] dragonoflife.livejournal.com on November 16th, 2006 11:05 pm (UTC)
I'm fairly certain I'm the only one who ever knows what I'm talking about.
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[identity profile] tigerphoenix.livejournal.com on November 16th, 2006 11:45 pm (UTC)
Hey now! Sometimes I have a clue!
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