I hate arguing with people over the appropriate tips to leave, I really do. Generally, the people who undertip have already quite thoroughly justified their decision in their mind. Still, sometimes I feel it's necessary. It doesn't do much good, and it usually tends to leave bad feelings all around, but what can you do? Principle is important.

If a pizza guy is coming out at two in the morning, in his own vehicle, for less than minimum wage, to deliver my pizza, I think he deserves a decent tip for his efforts. It seems most people disagree with me. Or at least they feel three or four bucks on a thirty-six dollar order is okay.

I don't know where these people worked before here (and it isn't the doctors doing this, mind), but *I* worked at a pizza place. I didn't deliver, but I made the damn pies for crappy wage. I have sympathy, or empathy.

Man, I hate people.

NA: "I've seen his snake more than I care to have tonight."
Me: "There is *no* level of snake-seeing that is not too much."