It's meme time.

Pick up the book nearest you and enter a random sentence.

"My genitalsss retract into my abdomen."
--That '70s Twisted Toyfare Theatre, Twisted Tofare Theatre Volume 3

Assuming that doesn't count, which I hope it had better not...

Could a woman's hatred be so deep because her advances had been rejected?
--Ravenmoon, Peter Tremayne