Unicron: Welcome, Smeagol.
Smeagol: Who...who says that?
Unicron: I have summoned you here for a purpose.
Smeagol: Nobody summons us but the precious!
Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the second.
Smeagol: What does it wants of us?! What does it wants?!
Unicron: This is my command. You are to destroy the Ring of Power. It is the One Ring, the ONLY ring, that can stand in my way!
Smeagol: You has nothing to fear... the Baggins, it takes the precious to the dark place! To the fires! The precious is already gone!
Unicron: You exaggerate.
Smeagol: The tricksy hobbitses is dead, and the precious gone with them!
Unicron: The Smeagol will be dead if it doesn't listen. The Ring has been intercepted by a leader of Gondor: Faramir. Destroy it for me.
Smeagol: Why?! Why shoulds we?!
Unicron: Your bargaining posture is highly dubious, but very well. I will give you a new name, and a new croaking noise in your throat.
Smeagol: Ands?
Unicron: ANDS NOTHING!... You belong to me.
Smeagol: We belongs to no one!
Unicron: Perhaps I misjudged you. Proceed... on your way to oblivion.
Smeagol: Aaaaaiee! No! NO! We accepts your terms... we accepts!
Unicron: Excellent. Behold... GOLLUM!
Gollum: We shall gets the precious, master... we shall gets it, gollum.
Smeagol: Who...who says that?
Unicron: I have summoned you here for a purpose.
Smeagol: Nobody summons us but the precious!
Unicron: Then it pleases me to be the second.
Smeagol: What does it wants of us?! What does it wants?!
Unicron: This is my command. You are to destroy the Ring of Power. It is the One Ring, the ONLY ring, that can stand in my way!
Smeagol: You has nothing to fear... the Baggins, it takes the precious to the dark place! To the fires! The precious is already gone!
Unicron: You exaggerate.
Smeagol: The tricksy hobbitses is dead, and the precious gone with them!
Unicron: The Smeagol will be dead if it doesn't listen. The Ring has been intercepted by a leader of Gondor: Faramir. Destroy it for me.
Smeagol: Why?! Why shoulds we?!
Unicron: Your bargaining posture is highly dubious, but very well. I will give you a new name, and a new croaking noise in your throat.
Smeagol: Ands?
Unicron: ANDS NOTHING!... You belong to me.
Smeagol: We belongs to no one!
Unicron: Perhaps I misjudged you. Proceed... on your way to oblivion.
Smeagol: Aaaaaiee! No! NO! We accepts your terms... we accepts!
Unicron: Excellent. Behold... GOLLUM!
Gollum: We shall gets the precious, master... we shall gets it, gollum.
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