I lied to you all. Effectively, I'm not back at all. The ISP provider CMU uses, in a word, sucks. I can access a random webpage here and there. AIM, ICQ, and AOL are all denied connections.

I apologize for lying to you all. I'll revert to my previous statement as to when I can expect to have reliable, capable internet access: June, 2002. For those of you who prefer to forget me and the sheer nuisance I am in your lives, I understand.