Double-decker sandwich, with ham, roast beef, salami, and pepperoni, sliced cheddar cheese, mustard, mayo, and sub dressing. Oh yes, this is a very good sandwich.

For all my faults, flaws, and foible; for all that I imperfect, not good at many things, not competitive at many more; for every problem I have ever had and every self-esteem crisis I have ever faced...

I make a damn good sandwich.