My boss says to me that my job today is to ride out in the box van and pick up six 5000 BTU air conditioners.

We first go to Home Depot. Home Depot only has 6000 and up -- apparantly whoever produces their ACs didn't make enough 5000s. That being a bust, we have to go nealry across the city to get to Lowe's. They have no 5000s either, but they do have 5200. Good enough, I say, and try to purchase them -- only to find out the credit card my boss gave me is declined.

That was my morning. How was yours?