Can something go right for me?

To quote Marik from Yu-Gi-Oh! "One word: No."

Because the AUD threw out my lunch, I had to go out for lunch. So I went down to Quiznos, a block down the street and somewhere I have gone to lunch many times before.

It took them thirty minutes to make my sandwich. When you realize it takes me five minutes to walk there, you will understand the problem.

Needless to say I did NOT eat. My total food intake for the past thirteen hours is one cinnamon roll. I am not a very happy person right now.

The only upside to this whole experience is that, in my angry letter to Quiznos, I was able to describe the morons employed there as "having all the appreciation for customer service as an unlicensed, misanthropic dentist." I think I'm clever, apparently.