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Issue Editor, discussing a problem with a document in the cubicle next to mine: "I'm tempted to go look at the paper copy, and see what it says--"
Me: (spinning in my chair and slamming a fist down on the shelf for emphasis): "It doesn't say anything. You have to read it."

Pause.

More pause.

Issue Editor: "I... I don't..."
Me: "Man, you gave me that perfect straight line, and now it's wasted!"
Issue Editor: "I'm sorry, I don't get it..."
Me: "Once in a -- in a lifetime, a straight line like that comes along. Now I've had mine, and it was wasted. I have nothing to look forward to now! The rest of my life is nothing but a barren wasteland until I die!"
Issue Editor: "Oh, I hope not..."
Other Editor: (repressing snickering, poorly) "See, the paper doesn't speak, so it can't say anything..."
Issue Editor: "Oh! I get it now!"