Issue Editor: "Okay, I have the lyrics to the Ninja Turtles Rap..."
Copy Editor: "The what?"
Issue Editor: "You remember, the second movie, with Vanilla Ice?"
Copy Editor: "Oh, that was the one with April, and Skinner, and they were in the sewers..."
Me: "I, uh, don't think you've narrowed it down any with that description."
Issue Editor: ::delivers a deadpan, Shatneresque reading of the rap's lyics, adding:: "I should be a rapper."


Some days, my office feels vaguely like someplace I belong.