Coworker: "Saving the world, one document at a time."
Me: "What if that were reversed? "Saving documents, one world at a time'? Like, every time there were errors in the Register, we'd have to crush a planet out of existence to fix them." ::mimes crushing motions with his hands:: "We'd still do it, too."
Coworker: ::Polite laugh, followed by immediately leaving desk::