I woke up this morning after about two hours of sleep in agony from searing stomach pain. After lots of attempts to relieve it, I finally got back to sleep an hour later.

Needless to say I feel like crap today: stomach still upset, head throbbing. I agreed to come in an hour early to work, primarily to save myself grief and retain the preferred main HUC seat rather than the crappy secondary one, only to discover that no only had no one mentioned I would be here an hour early, they'd convinced my coworker that I wasn't coming in at all!

So here I sit at the crappy second HUC desk, reminded once again that it would obscene blasphemy in the face of all creation for anything to go right in my life.