My monitor is dying. Every so often it will forget to hold the resolution, and then I have to slap the hell out of it. I'm really surprised that slapping it actually works...

The state of Maryland claims I owe back taxes. Heck, at this point it's even turned me over to a collection agency. If I disappear offline for a while, it's because my thumbs are broken.

In all seriousness, I'd be glad to pay the money if I actually owed it -- but as they have both my name and social security number wrong, I'm skeptical. This is just what I need -- a wrecked credit history without even having the pleasure of wrecking it myself.

Where's my shotgun?