Party thief, as voice of illusion of Satan to now-disbelieving priest: "So, you have turned against me. ...In a way, this pleases me."

The party roster, sung to the Gilligan's Island theme song: "The wild mage... the crazy elf... the paladin... and his bug!"

On, what, exactly, one got from the orog nation in a trade agreement: "Orog ale! Orog beer! Orog grogs!"

Missing the point of *secret* character backgrounds: "You would know this, you've spent the past five years with the lich."

On attempting to retrieve 2000 marbles dropped to gain tactical advantage versus ogres: "You recover maybe twenty. The rest remain behind. Ogre after ogre trips and falls on them, injuring itself. Over the years the population of ogres in this regions drops to nothing.

Draconians, after a ranger fails an attack roll to swing into them on a vine, and sails harmlessly into the night: "Must be a bird."

Draconian, after a ranger fails another attack roll to swing into them on a vine, and sails harmlessly into the night: "Must be a bat."

Draconian, after a ranger fails a third attack roll to swing into them on a vine, and sails harmlessly into the night: "Must be a bug."

Draconian, after a ranger fails the FOURTH attack roll to swing into them on a vine, and sails harmlessly into the night: "Must be a pig." "...a pig?"

On party members who have been stripped down to their underwear: "I search his underwear for secret doors!"
"...You find one."
"I open it! ... ... ... do I find treasure?"