Nuts.

I almost got food. Too bad my roommate had to come back... if I try to make a sandwich now, he'll whine and whine about how he gets sick from the smell of peanut butter.

And how does someone go twenty years without having SOMEone -- parent, friend, irritable jerk -- tell him to CLOSE HIS MOUTH WHEN HE CHEWS?

Dragon's Long-Awaited Writing Sample

EDIT 5/1/2007

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