Baro Rasahk, The One Who Is Just Plain Not Nice
3rd level Lawful Evil Death Knight

The evil game! Party vs. Party! Players vs. Players!

Two of our more sadistic group members decided to run a game which pitted two powerful parties against each other, in a giant mazelike cavern. Rasahk was my character for this particular jaunt.

I recall two memorable things. The first was the boulder. Having suffered damage to his knee earlier in the game, Rasahk found himself too slow to run out of the way of the giant boulder rolling his way. Just as I was preparing to give up, the DM was called away to run an NPC for the other group. About ten minutes passed, and when the DM returned I casually pointed out that Rasahk's high constitution would have allowed him to regenerate that injury during the time he was away. The DM, on a whim, agreed, and a now-healed Rasahk bolted out of the boulder's way.

The other memorable thing was this exchange:
"I search his underwear!"
"You find a secret door."
"I open it! ... ... .. Do I find treasure?"