1. Who are you? The one and only Nefarious SM.

2. Are we friends? You tell me.

3. When and how did we meet? On AOL through chance circumstance. In person, you came for a visit.

4. Do you have a crush on me? Do I want to crush you? Oh ... wait. No. No I don't.

5. Would you kiss me? No.

6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Newt. You don't want to know why.

7. Describe me in one word. Precarious.

8. What was your first impression of me? Fun in a masochistic sort of way.

9. Do you still think that way about me now? Moreso by the minute.

10. What reminds you of me? A porcupine.

11. If you could give me anything what would it be? Higher self-esteem.

12. How well do you know me? Not well enough.

13. When's the last time you saw me? At my wedding.

14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? You're making me try to remember!? Egads ...

15. Are you going to put this on your lj and see what I say about you? Sure. Sounds like fun.