Imagine the hero's voice being like Captain Gordon, DEFENDER OF EARTH
Narrator: Welcome back, to Dragon's Tales! Today on Dragon's Tales: Dragon Versus The Telebuser.
::Triumphant music plays.
Narrator: We join our hero as he stares at his lapto screen at home.
::Music fades to the sound of TYPING::
Dragon: My gosh! The documents for my issue are piling up! And I cannot edit them! Who? Who will edit them for me?
::Further sounds of TYPING::
Dragon: It looks like the Working Coworker is on the case -- he and I certainly vanquished the morning documents quite handily, though what a struggle that was! But without me by his side, I fear he shall be overwhelmed! What of the other member of the League of Editors?
::COMPUTER NOISES::
Dragon: League of Editors! Check in!
Legitimate Other Work Duo: We are here, but otherwise occupied with legitimate work!
Working Coworker: Just waiting for my Employee of the Month award for actually working.
::Moment of SILENCE::
Dragon: But where is Thinnest Possible Excuse For Not Working Lass? I need a report!
Working Coworker: It's her contents day.
Dragon: But she only has two documents!
Working Coworker: But let it never be said she has the wrong heroic identity.
Dragon: I see. And the Telebuser? She hasn't done a thing all day! Literally! I see... this will call for a cunning stratagem.
::Sound of TYPING::
Dragon: Attention all members of the League of Editors! The dread forces of the Document Queue threaten to OVERWHELM us! Anyone who can -- please respond!
::SILENCE::
Dragon: Well now -- the Telebuser has NOT responded! Now, all shall see how she is not work -- what's this? A transmission?
Telebuser: Attention fellow members of the League of Editors! I am unable to assist you today, due to... uh... family problem. Yeah. That's it.
Dragon: A likely story! I must send a message to Commissioner Our Boss immediate--
::Sound of SIREN::
Commissioner Our Boss: Attention, League of Editors. I hereby accept Telebuser's extremely plausible story as justification for her lack of work thus far and henceforth. All is well.
Dragon: I-- but -- I -- but --
Commisioner Our Boss: And I'm out for the day.
Telebuser: You are? Then I'm back from my family emergency!
Dragon: I....
::SILENCE::
Narrator: Oh my! What a tale, indeed! Join us next time, when Dragon teams up with his new teammate and best friend, Copious Amounts of Alcohol! Until then, may the great Powers of Apathy, Sarcasm, and Cynicism forever guide your path!
::Triumphant music plays.
Narrator: We join our hero as he stares at his lapto screen at home.
::Music fades to the sound of TYPING::
Dragon: My gosh! The documents for my issue are piling up! And I cannot edit them! Who? Who will edit them for me?
::Further sounds of TYPING::
Dragon: It looks like the Working Coworker is on the case -- he and I certainly vanquished the morning documents quite handily, though what a struggle that was! But without me by his side, I fear he shall be overwhelmed! What of the other member of the League of Editors?
::COMPUTER NOISES::
Dragon: League of Editors! Check in!
Legitimate Other Work Duo: We are here, but otherwise occupied with legitimate work!
Working Coworker: Just waiting for my Employee of the Month award for actually working.
::Moment of SILENCE::
Dragon: But where is Thinnest Possible Excuse For Not Working Lass? I need a report!
Working Coworker: It's her contents day.
Dragon: But she only has two documents!
Working Coworker: But let it never be said she has the wrong heroic identity.
Dragon: I see. And the Telebuser? She hasn't done a thing all day! Literally! I see... this will call for a cunning stratagem.
::Sound of TYPING::
Dragon: Attention all members of the League of Editors! The dread forces of the Document Queue threaten to OVERWHELM us! Anyone who can -- please respond!
::SILENCE::
Dragon: Well now -- the Telebuser has NOT responded! Now, all shall see how she is not work -- what's this? A transmission?
Telebuser: Attention fellow members of the League of Editors! I am unable to assist you today, due to... uh... family problem. Yeah. That's it.
Dragon: A likely story! I must send a message to Commissioner Our Boss immediate--
::Sound of SIREN::
Commissioner Our Boss: Attention, League of Editors. I hereby accept Telebuser's extremely plausible story as justification for her lack of work thus far and henceforth. All is well.
Dragon: I-- but -- I -- but --
Commisioner Our Boss: And I'm out for the day.
Telebuser: You are? Then I'm back from my family emergency!
Dragon: I....
::SILENCE::
Narrator: Oh my! What a tale, indeed! Join us next time, when Dragon teams up with his new teammate and best friend, Copious Amounts of Alcohol! Until then, may the great Powers of Apathy, Sarcasm, and Cynicism forever guide your path!